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PostSubject: Royalty Raps!   Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:46 pm

The Begining...

Who you all think you dealin with? I'm the reigning King
Like I said last year I'm the Champine
I'll remind you all, it's Royalty
So all ya'll can try, but you can't beat my team

Too good to be true, like dessert before your food
Try to stay positive or I'll hurt your good mood
your good intensions, what you think's a good squad,
hate me like the Devil, but I'm a Fantasy God.

So what's your fantasy? Winning this GOAT from me?
That's straight Ludacris, sounds like a gloat to me.
Can't cross the moat to me, when I'm in my castle baby,
in 20 years, then I'm ready to pass it...maybe.

So TJack and Ben, kiss your 2nd win goodbye.
Cuz the other former champ is to scared to try!
The 3 rookies as well, they can get it to,
every perfect pick takes less than 2 minutes to..

Build my perfect team....2 time Champ.
Man I run this thing like I run my summer camp.
My team's picked right, your got a wrong picked team.
I'll say it all year and right now....LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Wed Sep 08, 2010 1:20 am

17 views and nobody has anything to say about it? Thanks!

I understand...Maybe rap isn't some people's thing, but it is hard work. A comment, even if it was a "that sucks!", would be nice.

Next one for Todd is coming soon, and it has some extra curricular activities in it as well...

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:44 am

My bad. maybe because we saw it in person? (which was better).

Yeah I hate when someone post on here and people read or watch it but don't take the time to comment.

What really blows me away is that some of the show boats on here like Todd, Brandon and some other guys don't get creative.

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:19 pm

Week 1- The Lovemakers aka Todd

It feels good to be getting back on this football track,
and rap football tracks, you listen as it plays back.
Maybe thinking it's whack, and I can't even rap.
So to you I give a __ you to, so how's that?

To the rest of you that recognize the talent and the work
who actually read my lyrics and cut out all the smurks,
This is for you, thanks that means a lot
Cuz atleast I got personality, and not robot.

Here's one of my fans Todd Whybrew,
closest thing to a brother since my mom's tied tubes.
But on the competetion it's deep with me and him,
football, games, sports, music and I'm all beating him.

Or sometimes the other way, but NOT this week,
I got the privelageof not 1 but 2 leagues,
that I annihilate him, sorry Lovemakers,
Cuz even with the biggest bullseye I'm still above haters!


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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:46 am

what's with the thermal cam? haha. Not as good as pre-draft rap but not bad.
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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:14 am

okay, okay, the 1st one was something fierce, I really didnt like that 2nd rap... but atleast you tried man, i give you stocks and 1 bacon strip pig
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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:18 am

haha yeah what was up w the thermal cam ? yeah you can't beat the pre-draft rap.
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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:39 pm

So just because I had an epic pre-draft rap my others aren't good? Aw man it's going to be a long year...


Oh and the thermal cam was just a switch up. Just messing with my camera on my phone. It was real low light so I figured if you can't really see me then you might as well see something pretty cool.

Thanks for the comments guys...Keep em coming!

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Fri Sep 17, 2010 1:22 am


Here's my reply...



Yeah Todd you won last week...Congratulations
Your biggest accomplishment, and maybe you graduated
from the basement, the bottom, or the cellar,
cuz no matter how you slice it dog you've always been a bottom dweller

& I'm still stellar, or at least for this year
as much as critics don't like it the champ is still here
and if you remember last year I lost the same game,
week 1 to TH (Thor's Hammer), so this year means the same fame

At the end of the year, I still end up on top,
and that's what she said and Todd you end up a flop
Speak of the devil, man that rap was pitiful
To rap like Todd slow down and rhyme 1 syllable.

and move around a lot, like that,
find generic lines to rhyme...like cat!
cus unnecessarily...like ass!
after week 1 lose and fall flat on your back!

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:17 am

Week 2- Brandon aka chiefmakeemqueef



I feel sorry for whoever thinks that this King's dead
but there's none of that no matter what your dreams said
cuz I need my teams fed, they're hungry for a win
after all a winning streak needs somewhere to begin.

So it starts with you brother... The Chief
and after I get done with you you'll throw a fit like Ryan Leaf.
So take your crying streak all the way to next week,
and try to make the third week in our league your best week.

This one will be fun, with 2 Giant recievers,
and a few Saints turning us both into believers.
So dog I love you, cuz I'm not my quarterback,
but my team is really good and yours is sorta whack.

I think I'm sorta stacked, with both my Steve Smiths,
and Megatron makes up for last week's Bear assist.
This is my second rap I wrote for all of you
for both my brothers in the C-R-I-q!


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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Sat Sep 18, 2010 3:13 am

wth? I never even saw the second one until now. It's good but like the others the heat image was distracting.

Either way, love'em both, lyrics deep as the usual and the surprise cameo appearance was cool~! I kept waiting to hear your dad bust in. oh well, would have been sweet.

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:12 pm

Anybody catch the "So dog I love you, cuz I'm not my quarterback"

Get it...Vick, dog...?

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:44 pm

Week 3- Cherish aka She-Hulk


She has always said that I should do a video in "old school hip hop" fashion.

I'm coming in the building rhymes are correct
to listen to them make your ear and brain connect
first of many wins, I plan to collect
and other teams can't stand me, but gimme respect

I'm kicking it real old school this week
and I'm still real strong never ever real meek
Gotta witness my wife this week get beat
and instead of stopping in, I turn the other cheak

Cuz after all it's me giving her her loss
and I hope losing a marriage, isn't the cost
Because before her I felt real lost
and before I go on...I need to pause

......Back to buisness
Too cool for cold, too bold to fold
my team's so royal you have to say "behold!"
the source of many stories, to be told
and surest thing since Brett Favre being so old
You beat me then Hell must be real cold
and I'll say chalk it up as I end in my pose

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:32 pm

that is sick. i love rain with the background beat, even he is gettin in on dissin mom...
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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Fri Sep 24, 2010 1:51 am

Man that joint is hot to death!!!! Run DMC would roll over in there sell-out success if they still cared about making good music and stuff. Kick it!
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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:27 pm

Quote :
and before I go on...I need to pause

......Back to buisness

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:32 am

Week 4: Jim aka THOR'S HAMMER...along with some funny little squiggle marks and such.

PS-I play him in both the GD5 and the LoL this week...Should be fun.



Well if it isn't the old man hobbling back 2 me 4 more
but do you remember the last time that we played Thor?
I stodd above you, like I'm the New God of Thunder
worthy to hold Mjollnir, forcing everyone under

Under my reign (Rain), because he's my heir,
and if you're not down with that then he's gonna do his pair
or wrestling moves, with the elbow and the grinder
Grandma may not like it but he'll just do it behind her.

Ugh...I'm still King of the GD5.
Worthy of some love or at least slap me a GD (god damn) five
you must be out your mind if you think I'm staying down
cuz after all this is my league like we livin in Peyton's town.

So yeah, that's enough of me upping me
But I feel like other than my wife I'm the only one loving me
or at least this week cuz her father is my rival
in both leagues...even though his daughter is my idol.

But back to the subject of the Thor's Hammer team
not the dream last year and reminds me of a Bruce Banner team
but less like the Hulk more like the dorky puny scientist
don't get embarrassed and keep your team benched, look I insist.

I remember you gauking at back-up QBs,
and that's fine but only if your first one's good enough, you'll see
cuz Favre is done....so is Matt Hasselback
2nd win this week of the streak to get my castle back

Jim come back to me if you feel it might be worth it
But what you'll find out is the trash talk...it "don't hurt me"
yeah it don't "hurt me", it don't hurt me "no more"...Thor's Hammer you get no love

So I saw your rap on the Goat Dynasty Forum
please everyone comment for him but either way it "don't hurt me"
Yeah it "don't hurt me" it don't hurt me "no more" So Jim, you get no love

I'm feeling froggy, so I'm gonna take this leap
take this league after this week start this streak that makes you all feel weak.
so see what I see, the bad news that you waiting for
because you winning it's.....NO MORE


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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Fri Oct 01, 2010 7:23 am

OK just watched you comin back at me. First I watched it, then I put my jaw back in place. in the immortal words of my namesake MC Hammer "Can't touch this". Cause I can't touch that. Awesome Ry. You are no doubt the king. Loved the back synch "can't hurt me" "no More" etc..

I can't cut and paste the best parts cause I would cut and paste all of it.

"Grandma may not like it but he'll just do it behind her." (roflmao)

"funny little squiggle marks and such?" whats that mean>?

Anyway, well played sir.

Can't say the same about GD5 & LOL though. You will fail in those endeavors.. book it.

love you Ry!

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:16 am

lol, nice use of the "no more" and "can't hurt me" Ryan. Very legit!
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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Sun Oct 03, 2010 11:52 pm

best rap on the forum to date. period
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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:22 pm

The Lovemaker wrote:
best rap on the forum to date. period

THanks a lot Todd. That really does mean a lot.

I worked hard on it and the later part was difficult but I was happy with the way it turned out.

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Thu Oct 07, 2010 1:28 am

Week 5- Ben aka Excellence

Should be fun this week Ben! Hard to come back after a classic last week but enjoy and thanks for listening!



All your teams better look out below now
cuz my team's back to it's winning ways now
The King's back, got 2 wins in a row
and this week I'll make it 3 giving Ben a new low

Then I'll say "hello", to a winning record
If Ben was a girl then I'd say I'm gonna deck her
And not look back, it's a hit and run
the reason why I'm friends with him is cuz he's big and fun

and make them run, all the adversaries
kinda like my Royalty making Bradford scary
as I wait for Vick, and Roethlisberger
turn my boys away cuz they can't be watching murder

It is what it is Ben, I'm sorry
but enjoy this song cuz this beat is pre-Atari
2 time winner of the Goat, sounds like me
getting the money, and it sounds like...


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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Thu Oct 07, 2010 4:43 am

hahaha, very nice.............."ching!"
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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Thu Oct 07, 2010 8:01 pm

Clever!

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PostSubject: Re: Royalty Raps!   Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:47 am

sry i havent been on the forum in a little while. but man ryan ur raps r rly coming along nicely. the hurt me timing was absolutely flawless and just all the sound effects and lyrics r downright awesome! keep it up king
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