TJack's Trading Block

This is designed for anyone and everyone who recieves trade offers from Tjack. If he sends you trade opportunities like the one he sent me, then this should be a very humorous part of the forum. So, here we go, post them trade offers!!!!


2 days after the draft
TJack Offered- Matt Schaub
Justin Gage
Kevin Smith
for

The Lovemakers- Tom Brady
Darren Sproles
Derrick Mason


this is Ludicris!


so, hopefully, in an effort to continue the verbal assault on TJack, everyone else who has been offered jacked up trades will post them here as well.

Here is a trade offer from TJack sent to me...

I would get:
Santana Moss
Matt Schaub

TJackOff would get:
Phillip Rivers
Vincent Jackson

Here is my statement back to him...

Dude that is the dumbest trade ever! When I got your text I laughed, and had to call Todd and Jim to tell them that you offered me something, and we were having a good time trying to come up with the stupid trade that you offered, (and this one takes the cake). Oh and by the way, the trade that you offered Todd is almost as dumb, and Todd definatly thinks his is worse, but face it, you have a bad team. When I was on my way home I was thinking of ANYBODY on your team that I would want, and I couldn't. The ONLY way that I would START to consider this trade is if it was the other Moss, but seeing on how you only offer people that you don't want, that would never happen so whatever.

Come on boy, I know my football, and this is really an insult to me. I hope you're just joking. I sent the joke to a few people from the league, and the following comments came flying to my phone...

"LOL. thats insult" -Jim
"Does he think your a tard?" -Sage
"Definetly one of the worst trades I have ever seen" -Sage

The only one that sort of had something good to say was Mark, and that's because he is your friend.

I know that a simple "Reject" would have been fine, but these dumb trades have got to stop. Do not insult us any more. Try your foolery on someone else in a public league or something, and kiss the Goat goodbye this year dawg.

Ryan aka Zeus

are u kidding me???

hime offering me Matt Schaub for Tom Brady is atrocious!!

Justin Gage for Derrick Mason???- Mason is gold in a ppr league, horrible choice!


Now, Kevin Smith for Sproles.................possibly in another dimension; however, why the fuck would i let sproles go when i need him for insurance for my number 1 overall pick, LT??!!

Yeah that one made me laugh for days Todd...And yes I had days to laugh, because Todd told me asap.

Now, to my trade, he wanted to give me Santana "I have never lived up to anything, so my last name shouldn't be" Moss & Matt "It's only a matter of time before I am hurt" Schaub for Phillip "I am a great big Deush Bag but still put up Points" Rivers and Vincent "About to blow up this year" Jackson.



TJackOff aka the Big 'Ol Fartface and I are switching places this year!!!

omg haha this is some opportunistic shit for sure

Jordan sent me another...Not as bad, but I just wanted to bounce it off a few people, to see what you think. (He ended up cancelling it ala Jim Foreman shortly after sending it to me.)

He gives me:

Steve Slaton
Randy Moss

I give up:

Andre Johnson

What do you think?

I have a theory about why Jordan is scrambling to trade away players...

His team sucks, and he knows it!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude ryan i havent talked to tj or anything but damn thats a good trade u get an elite receiver and a good ass running back in slaton for giving up one elite receiver id say good way to build depth at the same time as getting another good ass receiver

magicman2010 wrote:

dude ryan i havent talked to tj or anything but damn thats a good trade u get an elite receiver and a good ass running back in slaton for giving up one elite receiver id say good way to build depth at the same time as getting another good ass receiver

whatever ryan i offer advice and thats what u give me

magicman2010 wrote:

whatever ryan i offer advice and thats what u give me

I am just kidding dude! I love you man! Even if it is a good deal, he canceled it.

Andre Johnson - 43

Randy Moss - 32
Steve Slaton - 13

So that's 43 points for 1 spot, and 45 points for 2 spots. Why would I trade away 1 for 2? I know Randy Moss is good, but he isn't going to catch over 100 passes like Andre, and Steve Slaton is going through the sophmore slump...

Thanks but no thanks..

it all depends on need!

if u needed a running back, then it would definitely be a possibility; however, if u didnt need slaton, then its a bad trade, because u wouldnt just be losing andre, but u would have to eliminate a bench player to make room for slaton, and those can be tough decisions.


overall, not a horrible trade, but like i said, if it was a rb need-based trade, its not too bad.

well i mean either way u look at it. but yeah with me im all over having depth's nuts if one fantastic player can yield me 2 players that have made a name for themselves i would take it any day.

in all seriousness Ryan, I don't know how you visualize that as unfair TO YOU. I canceled it because I was giving up WAYY too much. Everybody I talked to said that I was crazy for even thinking of that trade. Andre Johnson didn't do well against Revis (Jets CB) either in week one. And when Moss went up against Revis he was also playing w/o Welker so they had more coverage on Moss. A QB converted WR (Edellman) was catching everything for the Pats last Sunday. And also - we all know how good Slaton is, and you are basically getting a free RB in that trade. Moss and Johnson will about balance out near the end of the year, and you get Slaton as well? I seriously don't know why I even considered offering you that trade.

Fools Gold

If your basing that trade on history and if you need a high end RB for your bench depth then I think it's potentially a great trade.

In FF you have to have a short term memory. What have you done for me lately? Slaton = not a lot & Moss = not much.

The fact that TJ sent a two for one trade for his #1 & #2 draft picks speaks volumes about where his head is at and blows me the fuck away.

I still don't understand how getting 2 players, who's points added up together would equal 1 player, is a potentially good thing. I want as many high scorers packed in there on my roster as I can.

TJack36 wrote:

I seriously don't know why I even considered offering you that trade.

Because you are panicing about your team dude...

Royalty wrote:

TJack36 wrote:

I seriously don't know why I even considered offering you that trade.

Because you are panicing about your team dude...

i was panicking to start the season, but right now I should be 2-0. I have a good team - Schaub proved he's a legit QB last Sunday in TENN and I wanted the Andre Johnson thing to go along with him so I tried to think of a trade that you would accept, except I realized that I was giving up wayy too much later and decided to cancel.

TJack36 wrote:

Royalty wrote:

TJack36 wrote:

I seriously don't know why I even considered offering you that trade.

Because you are panicing about your team dude...

i was panicking to start the season, but right now I should be 2-0. I have a good team - Schaub proved he's a legit QB last Sunday in TENN and I wanted the Andre Johnson thing to go along with him so I tried to think of a trade that you would accept, except I realized that I was giving up wayy too much later and decided to cancel.

I hear ya. I should have been 14 - 0 last year.

I have a sneaking suspicion you will be 1 - 2 a few days from now. You have 2 (seriously?) rookies starting at WR. Slaton and Moreno are struggling. Schaub is far from a sure thing. Santana "I suck" Moss sucks. Your best player, Randy Moss isn't scaring anybody and he is questionable to even play this week. The rest of your starters are average and your bench is shallow.. I suggest reverting back to panic mode. I would tell you to move over but you already left town.

Just sayin...

THÖR'S HAMMER™ wrote:

TJack36 wrote:

Royalty wrote:

TJack36 wrote:

I seriously don't know why I even considered offering you that trade.

Because you are panicing about your team dude...

i was panicking to start the season, but right now I should be 2-0. I have a good team - Schaub proved he's a legit QB last Sunday in TENN and I wanted the Andre Johnson thing to go along with him so I tried to think of a trade that you would accept, except I realized that I was giving up wayy too much later and decided to cancel.

I hear ya. I should have been 14 - 0 last year.

I have a sneaking suspicion you will be 1 - 2 a few days from now. You have 2 (seriously?) rookies starting at WR. Slaton and Moreno are struggling. Schaub is far from a sure thing. Santana "I suck" Moss sucks. Your best player, Randy Moss isn't scaring anybody and he is questionable to even play this week. The rest of your starters are average and your bench is shallow.. I suggest reverting back to panic mode. I would tell you to move over but you already left town.

Just sayin...

those two rookies have done great the last two games, so why wouldn't I start them? Slaton will get better. Randy Moss got me 25 points week one and played Darrelle Revis week 2. Andre Johnson didn't do shit when he played Revis either.

TJack36 wrote:

THÖR'S HAMMER™ wrote:

TJack36 wrote:

Royalty wrote:

TJack36 wrote:

I seriously don't know why I even considered offering you that trade.

Because you are panicing about your team dude...

i was panicking to start the season, but right now I should be 2-0. I have a good team - Schaub proved he's a legit QB last Sunday in TENN and I wanted the Andre Johnson thing to go along with him so I tried to think of a trade that you would accept, except I realized that I was giving up wayy too much later and decided to cancel.

I hear ya. I should have been 14 - 0 last year.

I have a sneaking suspicion you will be 1 - 2 a few days from now. You have 2 (seriously?) rookies starting at WR. Slaton and Moreno are struggling. Schaub is far from a sure thing. Santana "I suck" Moss sucks. Your best player, Randy Moss isn't scaring anybody and he is questionable to even play this week. The rest of your starters are average and your bench is shallow.. I suggest reverting back to panic mode. I would tell you to move over but you already left town.

Just sayin...

those two rookies have done great the last two games, so why wouldn't I start them? Slaton will get better. Randy Moss got me 25 points week one and played Darrelle Revis week 2. Andre Johnson didn't do shit when he played Revis either.

i havet even read all of this yet, i just got on and saw this many quotes and decided that i wanted to be in on the fun, too! so now i will read it all ...............and.............ok. whewwww...! that was a doozy! here is what i think.

a completely agree with jim's first statement.

schaub is unreliable. i have him in another league and week one he didn't do shit....he sucked!

jim's second statement...........OUCH!!!!!!! DAMN!!!!!!

and in retort to tjack's next statement, i say again, its more that schaub is unreliable. its more schaubs fault week one that andre didnt have a good game than it is andre's. it doesnt mater if andre is off, mostly because he never is! the dudes an animal! anyways, it doesnt matter if he does well because if scaub is off, then andre is off too. but could still get reception and yardage points. he is still the go-to guy there.

my final opinion is that andre is too much off a loss for ryan, because if you assume that slaton "could" start, ryan would lose a starting RB as well. and that would be, ........westbrook! haha, u add that up and that would be like ryan giving up 76 points for 45 points. stupid move!....however, like i said earlier, its a high risk high reward for both......ryan could lose a lot but tjack could probably lose more. so, if ryan was worried about a starting rb, then its reasonable, but if he doesnt, then its not really worth it for either side. bad trade!................continue the quoting!

The Lovemaker wrote:

TJack36 wrote:

THÖR'S HAMMER™ wrote:

TJack36 wrote:

Royalty wrote:

TJack36 wrote:

I seriously don't know why I even considered offering you that trade.

Because you are panicing about your team dude...

i was panicking to start the season, but right now I should be 2-0. I have a good team - Schaub proved he's a legit QB last Sunday in TENN and I wanted the Andre Johnson thing to go along with him so I tried to think of a trade that you would accept, except I realized that I was giving up wayy too much later and decided to cancel.

I hear ya. I should have been 14 - 0 last year.

I have a sneaking suspicion you will be 1 - 2 a few days from now. You have 2 (seriously?) rookies starting at WR. Slaton and Moreno are struggling. Schaub is far from a sure thing. Santana "I suck" Moss sucks. Your best player, Randy Moss isn't scaring anybody and he is questionable to even play this week. The rest of your starters are average and your bench is shallow.. I suggest reverting back to panic mode. I would tell you to move over but you already left town.

Just sayin...

those two rookies have done great the last two games, so why wouldn't I start them? Slaton will get better. Randy Moss got me 25 points week one and played Darrelle Revis week 2. Andre Johnson didn't do shit when he played Revis either.

i havet even read all of this yet, i just got on and saw this many quotes and decided that i wanted to be in on the fun, too! so now i will read it all ...............and.............ok. whewwww...! that was a doozy! here is what i think.

a completely agree with jim's first statement.

schaub is unreliable. i have him in another league and week one he didn't do shit....he sucked!

jim's second statement...........OUCH!!!!!!! DAMN!!!!!!

and in retort to tjack's next statement, i say again, its more that schaub is unreliable. its more schaubs fault week one that andre didnt have a good game than it is andre's. it doesnt mater if andre is off, mostly because he never is! the dudes an animal! anyways, it doesnt matter if he does well because if scaub is off, then andre is off too. but could still get reception and yardage points. he is still the go-to guy there.

my final opinion is that andre is too much off a loss for ryan, because if you assume that slaton "could" start, ryan would lose a starting RB as well. and that would be, ........westbrook! haha, u add that up and that would be like ryan giving up 76 points for 45 points. stupid move!....however, like i said earlier, its a high risk high reward for both......ryan could lose a lot but tjack could probably lose more. so, if ryan was worried about a starting rb, then its reasonable, but if he doesnt, then its not really worth it for either side. bad trade!................continue the quoting!

I am never giving up Andre Johnson. In week 1, he was shut down, but then like Todd said, you saw what happened with the Schaub. And again, like Todd said, when AJ goes, so does MS (not Multiple Sclerosis). He is one of the rare cases that his success is what makes for a goodday for his QB, not the other way around.

I think that Slaton will bouce back, but Randy Moss will not get as many points as Andre, period.

Not to air dirty laundry but we are keeping track and I actually like that TJ is at least trying to make a trade but....

Here is TJ's Latest Trade Offer

TJack36 Trades:
Mario Manningham
Vernon Davis

Thor's Hammer Trades:
Larry "The #1 ranked WR in the world" Fitzgerald

here was TJ's Comments:
Note from TJack36:Obviously
Manningham isn't of the name capability that Fitzgerald is, but both
guys I'm offering have scored more points than Fitz.



Here was my reply:
It's not a horrible trade I guess but not a good one. I don't need a TE so basically it's Manningham for Fitz. Way lopsided especially with Nicks, Hixon and more importantly S. Smith in the mix. I won't mention that Eli is injured. (i guess i did) As far as them scoring more points, Fitz just came off a bye. He will pass them both up after this week even though they have one more game under their belts. So my #1 pick for 2 bottom dwellers? Try again.

Comments from the cheap seats?